The Morning Briefing: New Twitter Is Full of Glorious Musk-Scented Liberal Tears

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The reins of Twitter were finally wrested from the woke nerd fascists who'd been doing cheap Mussolini impressions and sucking the fun out of a platform that used to be a blast. Elon Musk waltzed into Twitter headquarters with a smile on his face and pink slips in his hands and immediately began breathing life back into the place.

There has been much weeping and gnashing of teeth on the left about this takeover. They've enjoyed a few years of censorship protocols that were the envy of North Korea but now the icky people who disagree with them aren't going to be banned for wrongthink anymore. Nothing terrifies the goose-steppers like free expression, after all.

Musk's acquisition of Twitter isn't just some ...

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Monday, 31 October 2022