Friday, 30 September 2022

The Morning Briefing: Mitt Romney's Tedious Treachery Shtick Has Worn Thin

The Morning Briefing: Mitt Romney's Tedious Treachery Shtick Has Worn Thin

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Although Mitt Romney's loss in the 2012 United States presidential election gave us another four years of His High Holiness the Lightbringer Barack Obama, a lot of conservatives are now thinking that we may have dodged a bullet. Three years of Romney in the Senate haven't painted a pretty picture of what a Romney presidency might have been like.

Mittens masquerades as a man of deep principles. In reality, he's a base political opportunist, no different from most politicians.

He's also a guy who keeps his fellow Republicans looking over their shoulders.

Romney's "principles" occasionally compel him to shiv other Republicans in the back. Lincoln has the story of Romney's latest antic:

It was no surprise to me to learn that Utah's answer ...