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- Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
- Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Take Child Bride
- Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse
- Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals
- Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution
- Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup
- Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings
- Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night
- Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars
- Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps
- Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut
- Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers
- Nation’s Centrists Stubbornly Double Down On Claim That Roe v. Wade Not At Risk
- Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists
- Woman's Preventable Death During Childbirth Upheld In 6-3 Supreme Court Vote
- O’Hare Airport Unveils New 950-Mile Moving Walkway To Dallas-Fort Worth
- Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out
- Failure To Stand On One Leg For 10 Seconds Linked To Increased Risk Of Death
| Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public Posted: 24 Jun 2022 01:01 PM PDT  The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to lead to more people legally armed in cities and beyond. What do you think? |
| Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Take Child Bride Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:23 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Ride Stephen Breyer Around Like A Horse Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:23 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:22 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Baptize Constitution Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:21 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Make It Illegal For Women To Deceive Men With Makeup Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:21 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:20 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Drive Slowly Alongside Woman Walking Home Alone At Night Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:19 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:18 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:18 PM PDT |
| Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Throw Beer Bottle At Slut Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:16 PM PDT |
| Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers Posted: 24 Jun 2022 12:05 PM PDT  DALLAS—In the wake of the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, local anti-abortion advocate Mary Firkins, 54, excitedly announced Friday that she would now switch her full-time attention to the shaming of young unwed mothers. "It's been very rewarding these past few decades to value the lives of… |
| Nation’s Centrists Stubbornly Double Down On Claim That Roe v. Wade Not At Risk Posted: 24 Jun 2022 11:06 AM PDT  NEW YORK—Asserting there was no need to worry about the highly unlikely outcome, the nation's centrists reportedly doubled down Friday on their claim that Roe v. Wade was not at risk. "People are blowing this whole idea of overturning Roe completely out of proportion—it's just not going to happen," said outspoken… |
| Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists Posted: 24 Jun 2022 10:47 AM PDT  WASHINGTON—In a touching moment following Friday's Supreme Court's 5-4 decision overruling Roe v. Wade and eliminating the constitutional right to an abortion, Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas reportedly championed the better future they'd created for the next generation of rapists. "We did it, my… |
| Woman's Preventable Death During Childbirth Upheld In 6-3 Supreme Court Vote Posted: 24 Jun 2022 09:09 AM PDT |
| O’Hare Airport Unveils New 950-Mile Moving Walkway To Dallas-Fort Worth Posted: 24 Jun 2022 05:00 AM PDT |
| Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out Posted: 24 Jun 2022 05:00 AM PDT  Coming out as LGBTQIA+ is a pivotal moment in someone's life, so it's always best to not fuck that up. If you want to be a good ally, never say the following things. |
| Failure To Stand On One Leg For 10 Seconds Linked To Increased Risk Of Death Posted: 24 Jun 2022 05:00 AM PDT According to a new study, middle-aged people who cannot stand on one leg for at least 10 seconds are at higher risk of dying within the next decade, with researchers saying the simple balance test may be useful to include in routine physical exams for people over 50. What do you think? |
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