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- Satanic Temple Asks Boston To Fly Flag After Supreme Court Ruling
- Study Finds Average Giant Swallows 8 Americans In Sleep Every Year
- Period Tracking App Adds ‘Surrender To Authorities’ Feature
- Greatest Moms In U.S. History
- Fuddruckers Pursues Market Opportunity By Opening 1,000 Locations In Russia
- Study: Greatest Indicator Of Stress Blowing Hair Off Face While Carrying Complicated Coffee Order For Boss Across Bustling City Streets
- Potential Roe v. Wade Overturning: How Did We Get Here?
- Graduation Audience Tears Up After Skeleton Shows Up To Accept Posthumous Degree
- Diminished James Harden Not Flopping With Same Agility
- New Dannon Blue Agave Yogurt Features Hallucinogenic Worm On Bottom
- Who The Hell Are You? You’re Not Supposed To Be Back Here
- TurboTax To Pay $141 Million Fine For Steering Customers Away From Free Services
| Satanic Temple Asks Boston To Fly Flag After Supreme Court Ruling Posted: 06 May 2022 12:22 PM PDT  The Satanic Temple has requested to fly its flag over Boston City Hall after a recent Supreme Court ruling that the city violated a Christian group's constitutional free speech rights by refusing to raise a flag bearing the image of a cross. What do you think? |
| Study Finds Average Giant Swallows 8 Americans In Sleep Every Year Posted: 06 May 2022 12:20 PM PDT  WASHINGTON—A study released Friday by the National Sleep Foundation found that the average giant swallows as many as eight Americans in their sleep every year. "Our research indicates that slumbering giants swallow a small but statistically significant number of Americans per year, often after the pests… |
| Period Tracking App Adds ‘Surrender To Authorities’ Feature Posted: 06 May 2022 11:42 AM PDT  SAN FRANCISCO—In order to stay up-to-date with the latest abortion laws and restrictions, period tracker app Cycle announced Friday that it had added a new "surrender to authorities" feature. "Starting today, users who are several days late or fully miss periods can select their crime, call the police, and confess… |
| Posted: 06 May 2022 10:55 AM PDT  Love them or hate them, none of us would be the incompetent failures we are today without our moms. In honor of all our nation's mothers, here are the greatest moms in U.S. history. |
| Fuddruckers Pursues Market Opportunity By Opening 1,000 Locations In Russia Posted: 06 May 2022 10:20 AM PDT |
| Posted: 06 May 2022 09:25 AM PDT  NEW YORK—According to a large-scale, comprehensive study published Friday in the Journal Of Cognitive Neuropsychology, blowing hair off one's face while carrying a complicated coffee order for one's boss across bustling city streets has been identified as the single greatest indicator of stress. "The act of… |
| Potential Roe v. Wade Overturning: How Did We Get Here? Posted: 06 May 2022 08:50 AM PDT  The leak of a draft opinion by Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito to overturn the landmark Roe v. Wade case is giving rise to concerns that abortion could be banned in many U.S. states and is leading many Americans to wonder how the nation got to this point. The Onion looks at the major events and people that have… |
| Graduation Audience Tears Up After Skeleton Shows Up To Accept Posthumous Degree Posted: 06 May 2022 07:04 AM PDT  TUCSON, AZ—Moved by the emotion of the moment, the audience at the University of Arizona's graduation ceremony reportedly teared up Friday after a skeleton showed up to receive his posthumous degree. "Wow, this is a truly beautiful sight to behold," said spectator Catherine Talbot, who told reporters she was… |
| Diminished James Harden Not Flopping With Same Agility Posted: 06 May 2022 07:01 AM PDT  PHILADELPHIA—Responding to questions about his on-court struggles during his team's playoff series against the Miami Heat, a diminished Philadelphia 76ers guard James Harden admitted Friday that he isn't flopping with the same agility he used to. "After 13 seasons in the NBA, I'd be lying if I said I could pretend to… |
| New Dannon Blue Agave Yogurt Features Hallucinogenic Worm On Bottom Posted: 06 May 2022 06:59 AM PDT |
| Who The Hell Are You? You’re Not Supposed To Be Back Here Posted: 06 May 2022 05:00 AM PDT |
| TurboTax To Pay $141 Million Fine For Steering Customers Away From Free Services Posted: 06 May 2022 05:00 AM PDT  TurboTax owner Intuit agreed to pay $141 million to settle a claim from all 50 states and the District of Columbia that it deceived nearly 4.4 million Americans into paying for tax services that should have been free. What do you think? |
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