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- Poll Finds 58% Of U.S. Voters Would Back Independent Candidate Over Biden, Trump
- Bus Driver Gives Up Seat To Pregnant Woman
- R.L. Stine Testifies Before Congress To Get Kid-Eating Teachers Out Of Schools
- Biden Tries To Boost Approval Ratings By Showing A Little Ankle
- Timeline Of Famous Prisoner Exchanges
- Ohio Law Mandates Rape Victims Send Thank You Notes For Gift Of Parenthood
- Best Ways To Make Friends As An Adult
| Poll Finds 58% Of U.S. Voters Would Back Independent Candidate Over Biden, Trump Posted: 29 Apr 2022 01:30 PM PDT  A newly released poll found that 58% of registered voters surveyed would consider backing a moderate independent or third-party candidate over President Biden and former President Trump in the next election, while the majority also said they do not want either to run in 2024. What do you think? |
| Bus Driver Gives Up Seat To Pregnant Woman Posted: 29 Apr 2022 12:01 PM PDT |
| R.L. Stine Testifies Before Congress To Get Kid-Eating Teachers Out Of Schools Posted: 29 Apr 2022 11:40 AM PDT |
| Biden Tries To Boost Approval Ratings By Showing A Little Ankle Posted: 29 Apr 2022 11:20 AM PDT  WASHINGTON—In a new strategy developed by top White House advisors and Democratic consultants, President Joe Biden reportedly tried to boost his approval ratings Friday by showing a little ankle. "Oops—well, will you look at that," said Biden in an address to the American people, lifting the hem of his pants leg to… |
| Timeline Of Famous Prisoner Exchanges Posted: 29 Apr 2022 10:03 AM PDT  The U.S. recently negotiated the release of former Marine Trevor Reed in a prisoner exchange with Russia, continuing a delicate and often controversial practice employed by nations during wartime. The Onion looks back at some of the most famous prisoner exchanges throughout history. |
| Ohio Law Mandates Rape Victims Send Thank You Notes For Gift Of Parenthood Posted: 29 Apr 2022 09:45 AM PDT  COLUMBUS, OH—Eliciting both outrage and acclaim from each side of the political aisle, Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R) signed a new law Friday mandating that rape victims send thank you notes to perpetrators for the gift of parenthood. "Parenthood is God's gift to these women, so it's only polite that sexual assault victims… |
| Best Ways To Make Friends As An Adult Posted: 29 Apr 2022 08:30 AM PDT  Trust us, it's way better just to die alone. Here are the most effective ways to make friends as an adult. |
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