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- Creepy Old Man Has Book Filled With The Home Phone Numbers Of Everyone In Town
- Jan. 6 Committee: Evidence Trump Engaged In ‘Criminal Conspiracy’
- Most Controversial Episodes Of HBO’s ‘Euphoria’
- Colin Farrell Reveals Penguin Transformation Was Achieved By Removing Prosthetics
- Historians Trace Catholic Practice Of Eating Fish On Fridays Back To Third-Century Long John Silver’s Promotion
- What To Know About Ketanji Brown Jackson
- Fluorescent Light Therapy Box Helps Remote Workers Experience Draining Effects Of Office
- Homeless Matt Damon Forced To Sell Kidney After Losing Everything In Crypto Pump And Dump Scheme
- ‘If Men Got Them, It’s All We Would Hear About,’ Says Woman About Bob Haircuts
- Montana Governor Kills Mountain Lion Being Monitored By National Parks Staff
| Creepy Old Man Has Book Filled With The Home Phone Numbers Of Everyone In Town Posted: 04 Mar 2022 01:25 PM PST |
| Jan. 6 Committee: Evidence Trump Engaged In ‘Criminal Conspiracy’ Posted: 04 Mar 2022 12:39 PM PST  The House select committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot has alleged in a court filing that former President Trump and a right-wing lawyer were part of a "criminal conspiracy" to overturn the 2020 presidential election. What do you think? |
| Most Controversial Episodes Of HBO’s ‘Euphoria’ Posted: 04 Mar 2022 12:00 PM PST  This shot-for-shot plagiarization of the season 5 episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation showed that the Euphoria writers aren't afraid to go there. |
| Colin Farrell Reveals Penguin Transformation Was Achieved By Removing Prosthetics Posted: 04 Mar 2022 11:30 AM PST  LOS ANGELES—Detailing the time-consuming process of becoming camera-ready for his role in The Batman, Colin Farrell revealed Friday that his transformation into "the Penguin" was achieved by sitting still each day for hours at a time as the makeup artist removed his various prosthetics. "It took about four hours each… |
| Posted: 04 Mar 2022 10:20 AM PST  SOUTH BEND, IN—According to a new paper published by historians from the University of Notre Dame, the Catholic tradition of eating fish on Fridays can be traced back to a third-century Long John Silver's promotion. "Pope Sixtus II was a huge fan of the chain, and urged all of his flock to join him after Mass," said… |
| What To Know About Ketanji Brown Jackson Posted: 04 Mar 2022 10:01 AM PST  Confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson will begin March 21. The Onion answers the most pressing questions about President Biden's first Supreme Court nominee. |
| Fluorescent Light Therapy Box Helps Remote Workers Experience Draining Effects Of Office Posted: 04 Mar 2022 09:00 AM PST  INDIANAPOLIS— Touting the product's ability to replicate the debilitating repercussions of toiling in person, a new fluorescent light therapy box reportedly helps remote workers experience the draining effects of the office, sources confirmed Friday. "Before I felt so energetic and focused, but this thing quickly puts… |
| Homeless Matt Damon Forced To Sell Kidney After Losing Everything In Crypto Pump And Dump Scheme Posted: 04 Mar 2022 08:00 AM PST  LOS ANGELES—In a desperate attempt to make some quick cash, a homeless Matt Damon was forced to sell his kidney Friday after losing everything in a crypto pump and dump scheme. "I know I shouldn't have put all my money in that hyped up crypto token, but it seemed like a sure thing at the time!" said Damon, who was… |
| ‘If Men Got Them, It’s All We Would Hear About,’ Says Woman About Bob Haircuts Posted: 04 Mar 2022 05:00 AM PST |
| Montana Governor Kills Mountain Lion Being Monitored By National Parks Staff Posted: 04 Mar 2022 05:00 AM PST  The governor of Montana, Greg Gianforte, shot and killed a mountain lion that was being monitored by Yellowstone National Park staff, his second such hunt of a monitored animal that ventured outside the protected areas of the park. What do you think? |
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