The Morning Briefing: Oh God, Biden Is Going to Try and Use Words

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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. I'm thinking of installing a champagne fountain in the yard for community relations.

I finally made it back from CPAC after some travel woes. I would like to thank Megan (who was not at CPAC) for pinch-hittting for me yesterday, which she was able to do because she wasn't at CPAC.

Many have given their recaps of this year's conference (except for Megan Fox, who was not there), so I'll just say that my legendary immune system failed me and I felt off from the beginning of the event. Still, I feel that I accomplished a few things. Matt seemed to have learned a lot. I convinced him of the importance of balancing work and play, and he's soon heading to a Tijuana donkey show to blog about Vladimir Putin's tramp stamp.

Anyway, today is my birthday and I may have given myself ...