The Morning Briefing: CPAC Hangover Edition
The Morning Briefing: CPAC Hangover Edition Obviously, Kruiser isn't here this morning. You get me instead. And why is that, you might ask? Anyone who knows Kruiser and his yearly visits to CPAC shouldn't have to ask that question. I heard it may or may not have involved belly dancers, a missed flight, and ouzo, but what do I know? I wasn't at CPAC this year. Oh no! While my coworkers were partying with Ron DeSantis and 45, I was searching out a cheaper laundromat—the nice one in town is for the 1% who don't mind throwing away $7 a load— for the fourth week in a row since the parts for my washing machine are sitting in a harbor somewhere on a container ship because LET'S GO BRANDON. I'm not bitter at all. In fact, when Kruiser contacted me with a sob story about not being able to get this thing in the hopper in time, ... | | | |
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