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- Zoo Visitors Impressed By Number Of Animals Willing To Eat Change
- FDA Approves First Injectable HIV Prevention Drug
- ‘Trevor’ Tops List Of 2021’s Most Popular Bridge Names
- Republican Party To Pay $1.6 Million Of Trump’s Legal Bills
- Stranded Driver Kicking Self For Eating Entire Hitchhiker Before Getting Stuck In Snowstorm
| Zoo Visitors Impressed By Number Of Animals Willing To Eat Change Posted: 05 Jan 2022 05:00 AM PST  NAPLES, FL—Delighting at the chance to interact up close with the wildlife, visitors to the Naples Zoo confirmed Wednesday they were impressed by the number of animals on the premises that were willing to eat loose change. "I was pleasantly surprised by how many of these guys will just munch on whatever I have in my… |
| FDA Approves First Injectable HIV Prevention Drug Posted: 04 Jan 2022 11:45 AM PST  For the first time, the Food and Drug Administration has approved a long-acting injectable medication that can be administered every two months as a pre-exposure prophylaxis (or PrEP) against HIV, providing an alternative to daily pills. What do you think? |
| ‘Trevor’ Tops List Of 2021’s Most Popular Bridge Names Posted: 04 Jan 2022 11:27 AM PST  WASHINGTON—According to new data released Tuesday by the U.S. Department of Transportation, Trevor topped the list of 2021's most popular bridge names. "For the first time in our nation's history, Trevor became America's leading bridge name, finally surpassing Jim, which had enjoyed a brief three-year reign," said… |
| Republican Party To Pay $1.6 Million Of Trump’s Legal Bills Posted: 04 Jan 2022 10:38 AM PST  The Republican Party is putting $1.6 million toward helping former President Trump pay for "certain legal expenses that relate to politically motivated legal proceedings waged against" him. What do you think? |
| Stranded Driver Kicking Self For Eating Entire Hitchhiker Before Getting Stuck In Snowstorm Posted: 04 Jan 2022 10:27 AM PST  STAFFORD, VA—Frustrated by his failure to properly plan for the massive traffic jam along I-95, local driver Ken Boswell was reportedly kicking himself Tuesday for eating the entire hitchhiker he had picked up before getting stuck in last night's snowstorm. "I wish I had checked the weather and known what I was… |
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