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- Red Flags To Look For When Booking An Airbnb
- Tips For Dealing With Depression From Our Coworker Who’s Clearly Going Through Some Stuff Pt. 1
- Crypto Executives Assuage Environmental Concerns By Unveiling Digital Avatar Of Glacier
- San Jose To Become First City In U.S. To Require Gun Insurance
- U.S. Sends Military Advisors To Peace-Ravaged Country
- Woman Disgusted By Magazine’s Glaring Use Of Photoshop In Spot-The-Difference Picture Game
- Community Hopes Killing 2 In Drunk-Driving Accident Serves As Wake-Up Call To Promising Young Rich Kid
Red Flags To Look For When Booking An Airbnb Posted: 31 Jan 2022 11:55 AM PST This is coded language that strongly suggests the location is on fire. |
Tips For Dealing With Depression From Our Coworker Who’s Clearly Going Through Some Stuff Pt. 1 Posted: 31 Jan 2022 09:12 AM PST |
Crypto Executives Assuage Environmental Concerns By Unveiling Digital Avatar Of Glacier Posted: 31 Jan 2022 06:35 AM PST THE BLOCKCHAIN—In an effort to address mounting pressure from environmental advocates, cryptocurrency executives attempted Monday to address criticism over the massive carbon footprint of their technology by unveiling a digital avatar of a glacier. "We've heard your concerns about how crypto mining could exacerbate… |
San Jose To Become First City In U.S. To Require Gun Insurance Posted: 31 Jan 2022 05:00 AM PST San Jose, CA is the first U.S. city to pass a measure requiring gun owners to buy liability insurance to cover losses or damages resulting from any accidental use of the firearm, including death, injury, or property damage. What do you think? |
U.S. Sends Military Advisors To Peace-Ravaged Country Posted: 31 Jan 2022 05:00 AM PST WASHINGTON—Declaring that the current state of affairs had gone on long enough, U.S. officials announced Monday that they were sending military advisors to the peace-ravaged country of Finland. "Starting next month, we're deploying a team of our most dedicated and belligerent officials to Finland in an effort to… |
Woman Disgusted By Magazine’s Glaring Use Of Photoshop In Spot-The-Difference Picture Game Posted: 31 Jan 2022 05:00 AM PST PASO ROBLES, CA—Arguing that just because the changes were small didn't mean they wouldn't leave a lasting impact, local woman Ashley Hoffman told reporters Thursday she was disgusted by People Magazine's glaring use of Photoshop in their spot-the-difference picture game. "Everyone from photographers, to writers, to… |
Posted: 31 Jan 2022 05:00 AM PST WINNETKA, IL—Responding to the tragedy with a triumphant show of support, members of a local community came together Monday to express hope that killing two people in a drunk-driving accident would serve as a wake-up call to the promising young rich kid responsible. "With any luck, this little mishap will be a turning… |
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