The Morning Briefing: GOP Dreams of Election Victory Revenge-Porn Are a Bit Premature

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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. It's either a blessing or a tragedy that Build-A-Bear Workshop didn't exist when more Americans were dropping acid.

For those of us on the political right in America, the emotions are all over the place these days. On the one hand, we're mired in all the misery that the problematic puppet in the Oval Office is heaping upon the Republic. Because we're on the right, we aren't shielded by the preternatural delusion that cocoons the Democrats' feelings. We are aware of it and experiencing it all.

On the other hand, all this misery is setting up the Republican Party for a big midterm election year.

Despite the fact that I have been high atop the "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" soapbox many times in the past year, I also lapse into periods of reverie, where all I do is dream about ...