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- Experts Warn Nation’s Aging Sewer Infrastructure Could Be Just One Huge Turd Away From Collapse
- Biggest Mistakes All Gun Owners Make
- Study: Climate Change Causing Albatross ‘Divorce’
- Walmart Using Driverless Trucks In Delivery Pilot Program
- Perverted Clown Mounts Funhouse Mirror On Ceiling Above Bed
- Homeowner’s Ring Security Alerts Now Just Texting News Stories About Black-On-Black Crime
| Experts Warn Nation’s Aging Sewer Infrastructure Could Be Just One Huge Turd Away From Collapse Posted: 28 Dec 2021 05:00 AM PST  WASHINGTON—Noting a massive amount of pressure that had been slowly building in the system for years, experts warned Tuesday that the nation's aging sewer infrastructure could be just one huge turd away from total collapse. "At this point, all it would take is for one person to eat too much of something they… |
| Biggest Mistakes All Gun Owners Make Posted: 28 Dec 2021 05:00 AM PST  When bullets, gun powder, and idiots mix, sometimes the results can be disastrous. Here are the biggest mistakes all gun owners make. |
| Study: Climate Change Causing Albatross ‘Divorce’ Posted: 28 Dec 2021 05:00 AM PST  A new study has found that albatross, known to be monogamous creatures, are separating from their life partners at a higher rate, with researchers saying that climate change is negatively impacting breeding conditions, leading the seabirds to find new partners. What do you think? |
| Walmart Using Driverless Trucks In Delivery Pilot Program Posted: 28 Dec 2021 05:00 AM PST  Walmart has started doing fully driverless box truck deliveries on a fixed seven-mile loop in Arkansas between its own locations as part of a delivery pilot program to test shipping stock from a warehouse to one of its stores. What do you think? |
| Perverted Clown Mounts Funhouse Mirror On Ceiling Above Bed Posted: 28 Dec 2021 05:00 AM PST |
| Homeowner’s Ring Security Alerts Now Just Texting News Stories About Black-On-Black Crime Posted: 28 Dec 2021 05:00 AM PST  ELYRIA, OH—Silencing her phone in frustration after the day's fourth unprompted alert, local homeowner Delia Reid confirmed Tuesday that her Ring home security camera was now just texting her news stories about Black-on-Black crime. "Nothing at my house has gone wrong at all, but I can't go 20 minutes without getting… |
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