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- India’s Last Breath Of Oxygen Burned To Make H&M Bralette
- The Legend Grows: Onion Sports’ Coverage Of Tim Tebow
- Conservatives Panicking After Every Member Of Republican Party Ousted For Insufficient Loyalty To Trump
- Kentucky Derby Winner Fails Drug Test
- The Onion Looks Back At The Life And Legacy Of First Dog Bo Obama
- Conservatives Criticize Local Preschool For Silencing Right-Wing Animal Voices
- Amber Alert Freaks Out Abducted 3-Year-Old Napping In Backseat
- Take A Virtual Tour Of The Met With ‘The Onion’
- Area Man Too Weak To Carry Dust-Covered Bowflex Out To Curb
- Ruffles Announces Decision To End Product So Snack Can Go Out On Top
- Man Accepts He Will Never Look Sharper Than When He Dressed As Secret Agent For 3rd-Grade Halloween Party
- Belgian Farmer Accidentally Moves French Border
| India’s Last Breath Of Oxygen Burned To Make H&M Bralette Posted: 10 May 2021 01:05 PM PDT |
| The Legend Grows: Onion Sports’ Coverage Of Tim Tebow Posted: 10 May 2021 12:28 PM PDT |
| Posted: 10 May 2021 11:55 AM PDT  WASHINGTON—With GOP membership rolls completely empty, leading conservatives reportedly began to panic Monday after every single American who identifies as a Republican was ousted from the party for showing insufficient loyalty to former President Donald Trump. "It's terrifying, because we've suddenly realized the…  |
| Kentucky Derby Winner Fails Drug Test Posted: 10 May 2021 11:39 AM PDT  The team behind this year's Kentucky Derby winner, Medina Spirit, stands to lose their $1.86 million prize after the horse failed a post-race drug test for steroids. What do you think?  |
| The Onion Looks Back At The Life And Legacy Of First Dog Bo Obama Posted: 10 May 2021 09:47 AM PDT |
| Conservatives Criticize Local Preschool For Silencing Right-Wing Animal Voices Posted: 10 May 2021 08:18 AM PDT  NEW YORK—Accusing educators of brainwashing children with a liberal agenda of barnyard sounds, conservative pundits criticized local preschool Butler Academy Monday for silencing right-wing animal voices. "Every day, our children get sent to schools just like this, and are brainwashed by antifa teachers who believe…  |
| Amber Alert Freaks Out Abducted 3-Year-Old Napping In Backseat Posted: 10 May 2021 07:30 AM PDT |
| Take A Virtual Tour Of The Met With ‘The Onion’ Posted: 10 May 2021 07:10 AM PDT  Ever wanted to see the world renowned Metropolitan Museum of Art but not pay any money? Click through and join The Onion on a digital tour, where you'll get everything from the live experience, plus much less.  |
| Area Man Too Weak To Carry Dust-Covered Bowflex Out To Curb Posted: 10 May 2021 06:39 AM PDT |
| Ruffles Announces Decision To End Product So Snack Can Go Out On Top Posted: 10 May 2021 05:00 AM PDT  PLANO, TX—Calling the decision "the best move for all involved," Ruffles announced at a press conference Monday that they were ending their product so the snack could go out on top. "We have no doubt that fans will miss our awesome, tasty crunch, but we've decided to end things on our terms," said the ridged potato…  |
| Posted: 10 May 2021 05:00 AM PDT  PALMERTON, PA—Bemoaning that he had never gotten his hair to look quite that good again, local man Devin Levine told reporters Monday he had started to accept that he would never look sharper than he did when dressed as a secret agent for his class Halloween party in third grade. "Man, that suit fit me perfectly, and…  |
| Belgian Farmer Accidentally Moves French Border Posted: 10 May 2021 05:00 AM PDT  A Belgian farmer inadvertently redrew his country's border with France by moving a 200-year-old stone border marker into French territory to create a path for his tractor, which gave Belgium an extra 1,000 square meters. What do you think?  |
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