The Morning Briefing: LOL Words Don't Mean Anything and Everything Is Racist Now

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Do You Even Racist, Bro?

Happy Thursday, fellow travelers along the Kruiser Morning Briefing Way. Do I look fat in this snark?

There is so much to learn about ourselves, society, and history if we just put aside our privilege and pay attention to the ongoing, probably drug-induced, fictional account of reality that leftists are writing these days.

Everything in their telling of the story is different than what most have learned, feel, or see in front of us. I occasionally think that the progs are visiting from a parallel dimension and sharing accounts of what things are like in their worlds. Turns out they are all living here. They're just experiencing things differently.

Miserably, mostly.

We've known for a while now that the Left rejects absolute truth and objective reality. They probably hate apple pie too, but that's going to require further research.

The current state of the leftist collective fever focuses ...