The Morning Briefing: It's Official—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Utterly Useless

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Politics of Nothing

Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. I frequently dream about chocolate silk pie.

Spring has sprung here in the Sonoran Desert. Temperatures are in the 90s now. Pretty soon it will be a hundred jillion degrees every day until Halloween.

The heat can bring about some clarity. One tends to focus on the essentials when extra energy is sapped by the sun. I'm not saying that we desert folk are inherently wiser, it's just that we have a knack for pushing unnecessary things to the side. A reality distillation, sort of.

We here at the Kruiser Morning Briefing like to disparage Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a lot. Mostly because she's an airhead idiot who the leftists have managed to elevate to goddess status and she makes the mocking so easy to do.

AOC is the epitome of all that is wrong with the digital, social media ...