April 30, 2021
Happy Friday! As I lay in bed last night, I kept envisioning an angel and a devil perched on my shoulders. "This has been the longest week ever," said the angel. (I don't know why it is an angel who says this. Bear with me here.) "Well, actually," replied the devil, "every week is exactly the same length of time—seven days, or 168 hours, or 10,080 minutes. Saying that one week is longer than another is like saying that a clock runs fast. It's impossible." The angel said something about the subjectivity of human perception, and the devil spouted off about objective truth, and their bickering continued until I dozed off. That said, hasn't this week felt unbearably long? Kick off the weekend with the following stories from Mother Jones. And if you work weekends, I hope you enjoy some time off soon. —Abigail Weinberg The Florida GOP loved mail voting—until Democrats started using it more BY ARI BERMAN
BY JOHN TORPEY
BY INAE OH
BY RAMENDA CYRUS
BY ANDREA GUZMAN How a stock app turns young and inexperienced investors into Wall Street profits. BY HANNAH LEVINTOVA
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SOME GOOD NEWS, FOR ONCE
Each Friday, we bring you an article from our archives to propel you into the weekend. For some time, there was a short, lively feature in this magazine called Conspiracy Watch. It did not have an exclamation point, but I read it as such: Conspiracy Watch! Sometimes mimicking the zeal and verve of the conspiracy writers themselves, staff members would break down why a Lady Gaga music video was probably not an Illuminati plot or why it didn’t sound quite right that infamous superdollars (counterfeit bills traced back to North Korea) were, in fact, produced by the CIA. Each is affixed with a “kookiness rating”: “1=maybe they're on to something, 5=break out the tinfoil hat!” CIA superdollars got a 3; Lady Gaga droning you into submission got a 5. There are others to enjoy. Rumors of Operation Couch Potato, a plan to give us better TVs so we can sit on our butts and watch in high definition instead of overturning the government. And the idea that all the gold in Fort Knox is gone. A classic? The idea that the Mafia caused the stock market crash. —Jacob Rosenberg Did you enjoy this newsletter? Help us out by forwarding it to a friend or sharing it on Facebook and Twitter.
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